EPISODE LIST:

Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe - August 6, 2016

Illegal Broadcast: John Hell Emergency - August 13, 2016

3 Down 47 to Go Countdown to Mass Funeral - August 20, 2016

Mad at Dad? GOMAD for Chad MGTOW - August 27, 2016

Not Everyone Thinks You're A Hero - September 10, 2016

You Hate This Show Because You Hate Yourself - September 17, 2016 		Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe
TV-MA-L • August 6, 2016 • 12:15am

Opening Credits
00:00 – 00:15
DKD THINK: One of my least favorite openings, it feels a little bit too calm for the show and the joke isn't super funny to me.

On Screen Text

STARRING:

Sam Hyde
寸光阴一寸金, 寸金难买寸光阴

CHINESE SIGN: RAT
CHINESE ABILITY: BAD PUBLIC TRANSPORT / HATING LADWAIS

Nick Rochefort
林子大了, 什么鸟都有

CHINESE SIGN: PIG
CHINESE ABILITY: DEAD LIVESTOCK IN WATER SUPPLY / FINANCIAL CRIME

Charls Carroll
一只蜂酿不成蜜, 一颗米熬不成粥

CHINESE SIGN: DOG
CHINESE ABILITY: GUTTER OIL / MOBILE EXECUTION VAN

Segment 1 – Gym
00:15 – 01:55

A gym injury is healed.

DKD THINK: Incredible tone setter. The sketch doesn't make a ton of sense, but makes just enough sense for you to get a few things out of it.

Transition – Spa
01:55 – 02:04
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Aired:

Tips for better living.

DKD THINK: This is my favorite transition in the entire show. Much of it has to do with the audio design. Genuine unease.

On-Screen Text:
"Does your body feel as sick as ours do?"
"Want rosacea and high body fat?"

"Leave your dignity at the door. follow our healthy living tips and say hello to A New You!"

"this is medically sanctioned advice from a real Asian doctor with national credentials and we are legally obligated to pay reparations if you come to any harm or injury while following it. Enjoy."

"Take Care Of Your Body And Reap The Rewards!"

"1.) Got back pain? Do a ton of situps ,) or any exercise that involves spinal flexion. Try some Rocket Jumpers!"

"2.) After a major back surgery, it's important to use as much spinal compression as possible, to literally "squeeze" the injury away. Pain or loss of feeling in the legs is a sign that you're on the right track for recovery."

"3.) Full deadlifts with full weight while making sure your back is rounded like a cat's. Deadlifts are one of the most safe exercises but only while performed with a rounded cat-back. At the top, twist from side to side."

"4.) Practice BJJ for your ground game or just lay on your back, same thing."

"5.) Drink Zippy Water"

"6.) Give yourself a sports drink enema and use kegels to hold the fluid in while doing full weight squats at the gym in front of hot girls."

"7.) Hot single mothers at the gym, hot Puerto Rican single mother crossfit chick at the gym in Fall River makes me want to scream and pull my dick apart like moz cheese."

"8.) Use Advanced MMA Training Exercises Superman to enhance your technique and build a lethal body."

"9.) Take time out of your day to relax and pamper yourself. Any activity that makes you smile and lowers your stress: shoplifting, eavesdropping, or even just screencapping conversations with married men where you pretend to be a girl and try to ruin their lives."

"10.) Get a six pack"

"11.) 4 grams fish oil per day or more or you might as well be dead."

"12.) 10k IUs vitamin D per day or you might as well be dead."

"13.) Eject people who do not share your values from your countries."

"14.) When people call you "Ugly" or "Gay" at the gym and try to pull your pants down, spend three years getting jacked and hung with jelqing and Indonesian pills so they can never make fun of you agina."

"15.) In high school the lacrosse team kid pulled my pants down in front of ppl and they took a picture of me in the shower standing sideways. in the picture it appears that I have no penis but thats actually because my penis was hanging low between my legs. Girls used to laugh in my face and curb stomp me with high heels, kicking me and taking pictures to show their football player boyfriends what a gay boy I was. Middle school and high school were torture for me and I never got to get my revenge. Until now."

"16.) Find a good workout routine for sucking yourself off. I have too much belly fat to do it anymore but I stopped liking it anyway. Sometimes now I put my dick in an EZ Bake oven, ya know? Let it get nice and roasted. love that feeling. I find road crews and pay them $40 to let me stick my dick in wet concrete and let it dry then they fill my ass with wet concrete. You are watching a TV show."

"17.) If you're a girl make sure you get your partner count really high--- IMPORTANT for long term health and happiness"

Segment 2 – Bullies
02:05 – 04:49

Roger Cheeto reports on bullying in schools.
DKD THINK: I call people "butt ass" because of this sketch. Lots of quotable moments.
Transition 2 - Rehab
04:49 – 04:55
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Aired:

Tips on how to cure your toxic masculinity.
DKD THINK: I actually like the aired version better. The original screams fake edgy to me but the censor bars add to the ambience of this particular transition.

On-Screen Text:
"Section 21 AGENDA 15"

"TOXIC MASCULINITY REHABILITATION PROGRAM"

"Boy = Bad. Girl = Good"

"95% of behavioral problems can be solved with SoyGel EstroMAX Formula 77"

"Family doctor says "don't worry about it" when you ask about testosterone = Good."

"Feelings hurt? Sad time? Use SSRIs to re-wire brain. = Good"

"If you cannot access a pharma-approved healthcare provider, self-medicate with alcohol and/or marijuana = Good."

""I mean I took Adderall when I was a senior in high school for like 6 months and I lost like 50 pounds and it like fried my brain a little and they give it to like 8 year olds it's kinda messed up" = Good"

"Teachers = Good = Protectors = Wise = Brilliant = Geniuses = Guardians Of The Future = Amazing People = Not rent-seeking warm-body mafia union whores who need rope. Don't kill Teachers or Doctors = Good"

"Telling Female Home-Ec Teacher You Don't Feel Comfortable Wearing Pink Apron Then She Asks You In Front Of Whole Class If You Have "Inadequacy Issues" = Good."

"Feeling Mad/Bad/Sad = Watch Sissy Hypno Training Videos To Feel Better = Become Clitty Man = Get An Open Relationship = Smoke Weed"

"Boys Playing With Action Figures = Bad = Toxic Masculinity"

"Boy Playing With Toy Guns = Jailtime = CPS Visit"

"Men Becoming Feminine, Women Becoming Masculine = BPA In Water Supply = Good."

"Morality = Outdated = Bad. Hedonism = Dopamine Rush = Endorphins = Happy = Good Good. Casual Sex Take Pills"

"Anger = Toxic Masculinity = Bad. Outrage = Toxic Masculinity = Bad. Disgust = Toxic Masculinity = Bad"

"Smoke $400 Worth Of Weed Every Month Just To Feel Normal = Good"

"Sex-Positive Feminism = Good"

"MDE SEZ: Good Hobbies For A Young Man Like You: Computer Time, Playing Viddies, Touching Self, Indie Music, Thinking About Her, Thinking About The One, Arguing Online, Showing Them Who's Boss"

Segment 3 - Hookers
04:55 – 11:05

3 girls each spend recount their night with a male hooker.
Transitions into the credit sequence.
DKD THINK: Maybe one of my favorite sketches from the entire series. Charls chucking the football at the wall kills me, and Sam's section had so many funny lines.

End Credits

Credits over a performance of Drone by Chastity Belt.
Production Card
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Aired:

 END CREDITS

Directed By
Andrew Ruse

Written By
Sam Hyde
Nick Rochefort
Charls Carroll
Andrew Ruse

Created By
Million Dollar Extreme

Executive Producers
Andrew Ruse
Sam Hyde
Nick Rochefort
Charls Carroll

Produced By
Cameron Boling

Featuring
Courtney Dietz
Chelsea Brown
Darryl Handy
Erika Chase
Jake DeLaughter
Ken Delozier
Cassandra Domineck
Cheyenna Lavon Zubas
Everett Dixon
Erick Hayden

Director of Photography
Nate Hurtsellers

Production Designer
Aimee Holmberg

Edited By
Brad Lee Zimmerman
Trappped
John Brestan

Unit Production Manager
Cameron Boling

First Assistant Director
Ibrahim "Ham" Yilla

Composer
Brian Ellis

Additional Music By
Cramped Skunkman
Zachary Waltman
Cognossquare
Power

Casting By
Jamie Lynn Catrett

Prop Master
Sam Carter

Leadman
Phillip Allen

Construction Coordinator
John Hair

Construction Foreman
Cody Coutemanche

Scenic Charge
Megan Hovany

Costume Designer
Eric Teague

Art Director
Jason Vigdor

Set Decorator
Rob Mallard

Key Make-Up / Hair Artist
Katie Ballard

Make-Up / Hair Artist
Jessica Craig

Costume Supervisor
Ashley Allen

Set Costumer
Jenae Roseen

On Set Dresser
Terry Hill

A Camera Operator
Farhad Dehlvi

Key Grip
Chris Pettus

B Camera/Steadicam Operator
Chris Loh

Production Sound Mixer
Jesse Mcalpin

Best Boy Grip
Matt Bowman

A Camera 1st A.C.
Chris Larsen

Media Manager
Blair Winders

Gaffer
Stephen Grum

A Camera 2nd A.C.
Chris Dawson

Dailies PA
Grey Clawson

Best Boy Electric
Jordan Francais

B Camera 1st A.C.
Daniel Guadalupe

B Camera 2nd A.C.
Ines Michelena

Post Production Supervisor
Victor Neumark

Colorist
Billy Gabor

Re-recording Mixer
Shawn Coleman

Graphics by
Pomp & Clout

Music Supervisor
Alyssa Leighton

Assistant Editor
Andrew Lainhart

Visual Effects
Derek King

Production Supervisor
Brett J. Bagwell

Special Effects
Toby Sells
Chris Brown

Location Manager
Jamal Mullen

Production Coordinator
Wendy Calloway

Production Accountant
Chris Kelsey

Key Assistant Location Mgr.
Dan Reilly

Assistant Production Coord.
Kacie Baxter

1st Assistant Accountant
Zion Debeatham

Medic
Phillip Wood

Production Secretary
Tala Hobballah

Payroll Accountant
Vonda Payne

Key Craft Services
Shaphawn Adams

Art Department Coordinator
Michelle Fogle

Accounting Clerk
Nicole Green

Script Supervisor
Jana Davis

Casting Assistant
Joe Nelson

Production Assistants
Ryan Chavis
Cherie New
Garrett Detrixh
Knia Bonds
Eric Canada
Ascension "Tokyo" Garcia
Caleb Miller
James Lopez
Kim Auron
Kelly Dempsey
Gabe Pippas

Music
"DRONE"
Performed by
"CHASTITY BELT"
Courtesy of
HARDLY ART

Production Manager for Rent Now Productions
Paige Boudreaux
Production Coordinator for Rent Now Productions
Krishnaraj Seenivasan
Development Coordinator for Rent Now Productions
Cameron Tang

Executive Producers for Williams Street
Keith Crofford
Walter Newman