EPISODE LIST:

Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe - August 6, 2016

Illegal Broadcast: John Hell Emergency - August 13, 2016

3 Down 47 to Go Countdown to Mass Funeral - August 20, 2016

Mad at Dad? GOMAD for Chad MGTOW - August 27, 2016

Not Everyone Thinks You're A Hero - September 10, 2016

You Hate This Show Because You Hate Yourself - September 17, 2016 		Illegal Broadcast: John Hell Emergency
TV-MA-L • August 13, 2016 • 12:15am

Opening Credits
00:00 – 00:15

Sam Hyde
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Favorite Music: Matisyahu
Favorite Drug: Cocaine or Pure Molly
Favorite Car: Jeep
Hobby: Austrian Economics

Nick Rochefort
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Favorite painter: Carroll Dunham
Best memory: getting beaten up by Puerto Ricans in middle school.
Current net worth: 107k
Proudest moment: filming 1st season of this show while being completely suicidal and ready to die 100%, due to poor health and slow payment from network

Charls Carroll
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Sign: Taurus
Fav. Drug: Cialis
Fav. Painting Style: Austrian
Quote: "no one died at Sandy Hook"

Segment 1 – The Wall Show Part 1
00:15 – 03:30

Contestants are introduced.

Transition – Lena Dunham
03:30 – 03:40
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A Message to Lena Dunham

On-Screen Text:
"PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO LENA DUNHAM OPEN LETTER"
"STOP EATING! WE LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY STOP EATING PLEASE LENA"

Segment 2 – The Wall Show Part 2
03:40 – 04:49

The male contestants are introduced.
Transition 2 - Disclaimer
05:41 – 5:51
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A disclaimer about the content of the show

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"THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PROGRAM 100% REFLECT THE VIEWS OF ADULT SWIM, TURNER BROADCASTING AND TIME WARNER. IT'S MISANTHROPIC LECHEROUS BIGOTS ALL THE WAY UP THE CHAIN. WE COULD HAVE MADE A MORE SHOCKING SHOW JUST BY STICKING A MICROPHONE ON THE UNDERSIDE OF MIKE LAZZO'S DESK AND PLAYING BACK THE RECORDING. HE'S A PIG. PLEASE ENJOY WORLD PEACE."

Segment 3 - Jews Rock
04:55 – 06:32

A song about the group's love of Jewish people recorded while Adult Swim executives watch on.

Transition 3 - Stay Tuned
06:26–06:32
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An encouragement to stay tuned, directed at a specific group.

On-Screen Text:
"STAY TUNED SHOOTERS"
"1-2-3-4"
"5-6-7-H8"

Segment 4 - The Wall Show Part 3
06:32 – 07:53

The girls give advice.

Transition 4 - Women
07:53–07:56
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Advice on the ideal woman.

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"If you're on a date and the broad starts talking about the "wage gap" or really anything remotely like that, just ask for the bill and get going. It's not going to go well for you. Also take it from some guys who have been tearing up poizi like maniacs for the past decade, it's not worth it. Poizi is literally not that good, chasing it is psychologically destructive and if you are crazy over it it's possible you have father issues honestly. I literally think I acted that way cus I wanted to impress my pops. Pretty cool huh? Date around in your 20s and have fun but don't be a cad... Age 28 maximum start looking for a mentally stable person to raise children with... Someone who will do dishes and cook without being a **** and will hypothetically do stuff like stay by your side if you're ever in the hospital for a long time, find one of these who hasn't had 15+ dicks in her. Do not date broads who drink or smoke weed....."
"EVERY MINUTE YOU SPEND IN YOUR 20S TRYING TO RACK UP A SCORE WITH BLOWN-OUT [POPULAR IMAGE BLOGGING WEBSITE] POWERDYKE TATTOO GIRLS IS WASTED TIME.. DOES SHE MAKE LO-FI MUSIC WITH A TAPE RECORDER AND SOME OLD SEQUENCER THING? WASTE OF TIME. DOES SHE STUDY ART AT AN ART SCHOOL? WASTE OF TIME. DOES SHE HAVE A [BLOG] WHERE SHE POSTS ALL THE COOL STUFF SHE FINDS AND ALL THE COOL WASHED OUT GRUNGEY IMAGES AND LANDSCAPES SHE FINDS? WASTE OF TIME. YOU SHOULD SPEND THAT TIME HONING A SKILL, BUILDING YOUR NETWORK, PURSUING SOME GOAL, FINDING YOUR PURPOSE, BETTERING YOURSELF, ETC."
"Also, I Know youre a Fucking ATHEIST and you hate GOD and GOD IS SO FAKE ITS LIKE IT PISSES ME OFF. but your life will be 100% easier and better if you wind up with a girl who was raised Christian. That's just the way it is. Once a month she'll say something about how she wants to save your soul, or maybe you will actually have to go to church once a week but it is worth it 1000% we promise you. TaKe a road trip to the south and go to a few (popular chicKen restaurant)s you will see what I mean. The girls who worK at (popular chicKen restaurant) in the south are sweet, even-tempered, have promise rings and if you ever actually get a career that requires you to travel she is less liKely to be blowing Chad while you are out trying to pay the bills. Also on the off-chance that God is real you will get some brownie points. ....."

Segment 5 - CEO
07:56 – 11:20

Erick Hayden is a burnt out CEO.
Transitions into credits.

End Credits

Credits over a performance of Try by Soft Moon.
Production Card
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 END CREDITS

Directed By
Andrew Ruse

Written By
Sam Hyde
Nick Rochefort
Charls Carroll
Andrew Ruse

Created By
Million Dollar Extreme

Executive Producers
Andrew Ruse
Sam Hyde
Nick Rochefort
Charls Carroll

Produced By
Cameron Boling

Featuring
Erick Hayden
Sam Lazarus
Jermarcus Ogletree
Alicia Olive
Brittany Wilson
Kristy Taylor

Director of Photography
Nate Hurtsellers

Production Designer
Aimee Holmberg

Edited By
Brad Lee Zimmerman
Trappped
John Brestan

Unit Production Manager
Cameron Boling

First Assistant Director
Ibrahim "Ham" Yilla

Composer
Brian Ellis

Additional Music By
Cramped Skunkman
Danny L. Harle
Glue70
Ryan Toothman
Zachary Waltman
DJ Trustworthy
Power

Casting By
Jamie Lynn Catrett

Prop Master
Sam Carter

Leadman
Phillip Allen

Construction Coordinator
John Hair

Construction Foreman
Cody Coutemanche

Scenic Charge
Megan Hovany

Costume Designer
Eric Teague

Art Director
Jason Vigdor

Set Decorator
Rob Mallard

Key Make-Up / Hair Artist
Katie Ballard

Make-Up / Hair Artist
Jessica Craig

Costume Supervisor
Ashley Allen

Set Costumer
Jenae Roseen

On Set Dresser
Terry Hill

A Camera Operator
Farhad Dehlvi

Key Grip
Chris Pettus

B Camera/Steadicam Operator
Chris Loh

Production Sound Mixer
Jesse Mcalpin

Best Boy Grip
Matt Bowman

A Camera 1st A.C.
Chris Larsen

Media Manager
Blair Winders

Gaffer
Stephen Grum

A Camera 2nd A.C.
Chris Dawson

Dailies PA
Grey Clawson

Best Boy Electric
Jordan Francais

B Camera 1st A.C.
Daniel Guadalupe

B Camera 2nd A.C.
Ines Michelena

Post Production Supervisor
Victor Neumark

Colorist
Billy Gabor

Re-recording Mixer
Shawn Coleman

Graphics by
Pomp & Clout

Music Supervisor
Alyssa Leighton

Assistant Editor
Andrew Lainhart

Production Supervisor
Brett J. Bagwell

Special Effects
Toby Sells
Chris Brown

Location Manager
Jamal Mullen

Production Coordinator
Wendy Calloway

Production Accountant
Chris Kelsey

Key Assistant Location Mgr.
Dan Reilly

Assistant Production Coord.
Kacie Baxter

1st Assistant Accountant
Zion Debeatham

Medic
Phillip Wood

Production Secretary
Tala Hobballah

Payroll Accountant
Vonda Payne

Key Craft Services
Shaphawn Adams

Art Department Coordinator
Michelle Fogle

Accounting Clerk
Nicole Green

Script Supervisor
Jana Davis

Casting Assistant
Joe Nelson

Production Assistants
Ryan Chavis
Cherie New
Garrett Detrixh
Knia Bonds
Eric Canada
Ascension "Tokyo" Garcia
Caleb Miller
James Lopez
Kim Auron
Kelly Dempsey
Gabe Pippas

Music
"TRY"
Performed by
"SOFT MOON"
Courtesy of
CAPTURED TRACKS LLC

Production Manager for Rent Now Productions
Paige Boudreaux
Production Coordinator for Rent Now Productions
Krishnaraj Seenivasan

Executive Producers for Williams Street
Keith Crofford
Walter Newman